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Joke of the month
Make a wish!
A man walking along the seashore and picked up a bottle which had been washed ashore by the waves. He pulled the cork and out popped a genie.

"I'm in a hurry" said the genie. "I've been in that bottle for a long time, but I will give you one wish. Think carefully."

The man considered for a while, then said, "I'm tired of going by airplane to visit my relatives in Hawaii. Build me a bridge from San Diego to Hawaii."

"Wait a minute!" exclaimed the genie. "Do you know how much cement it would take to build a bridge like that? Then I would have to put up gas stations and restaurants and motels. Think again and give me something reasonable to do."

The man thought for a long time. "Okay," he said. "Explain to me how a woman's mind works."

The genie looked at him. "Do you want a two-lane bridge or a four-lane bridge?" he asked.

Household Tips

• Reuse fabric softener sheets on your floor sweeper.
  - L.-T. Olson
• The best thing to remove pet hair and lint from your furniture and clothing is a pair of latex rubber gloves! Just run your hand over it and the hair just balls up!
  - J. St.Clair
• To get the aroma of garlic and onions off your hands, grab a regular stainless steel spoon out of the drawer and use it as you would a bar of soap under cold running water - good bye odor.
  - L. Berhow