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Joke of the month
Grad's High Hopes
A young engineer, fresh out of University, was in an interview with a well known, high end, company. The interview was going rather well, and was now reaching the end.
"I have one last question to ask you," says the human resources manager; "What starting salary were you thinking about?"
The young engineer sat back and thought for a minute, and, finally said:
"Well, I'm thinking in the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The manager stared at him for a minute and said:
"Well, I'm not sure we can offer that... what would you say to a package of 5 weeks PAID vacation, 14 PAID holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and we'll even throw in a company car, leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer's eyes grew wide, and he sat up straight, trying to hold his composure, and said:
"Wow!!!! I can't believe this! Are you kidding?"
The manager replied, "Yeah, but you started it!"

Household Tips

  • For a quick way to make your bruises go away: Place a cotton ball or cloth dampened with white vinegar on the bruise for an half an hour a each day until the bruise is gone.
    - Donna G.
  • If you have unwanted small animals living in a confined space on your property (skunks, raccoons, etc..) Slip a bar of scented soap in their tunnel. They hate the smell and will vacate. I've tried this, and have not seen them since!
    - Karen Q.
  • Tired of scoring and trying to rip off old wallpaper? Try pouring liquid fabric softener in a spray bottle and spray the old paper away! This works best when you let the mixture soak for a few minutes and it smells nice!
    - Terri-Lee B.
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