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Joke of the month
Where is everybody?!
Uncle John phones his brother Bobs house. His 4-year-old nephew, Tommy, answers. The following conversation ensues:
Uncle John: "Hi, Tommy. This is Uncle John. Let me talk to your Dad."
Tommy: "No. He can't come to the phone. He busy."
Uncle John: "Ok, well let me talk to your Mom, then."
Tommy: "No. She can't come to the phone. She busy."
Uncle John, worried, asks: "Well, is there anyone else there?"
Tommy: "Yeah."
Uncle John: "Who?"
Tommy answers: "The policeman is here."
Uncle John: "Let me talk to the policeman."
Tommy: "He can't come to the phone. He busy."
Uncle John, now really worried, asks: "I've got to find out what's going on! Is there anyone else there that I can talk to?"
Tommy: "Ya, the firemans is here."
Uncle John, now scared, asks: "Well let me talk to one of them!"
Tommy: "They can't come to the phone. They busy."
Uncle John says, exasperated: "What's everyone doing, that they're so busy they can't come to the phone?"
Tommy answers, snickering: "They lookin' for me."
Household Tips
- To get rid of the pain from a wasp or bee sting, moisten some dirt or earth from your garden, and apply it to the sting. Leave it on as long as you can, to keep the pain away.
- Doreen G.
- When boiling eggs, try adding a splash of white vinegar to your water to help prevent the shells from cracking.
- Burtine K.
- Spray all your unwanted weeds and vegetation with this natural mixture of 4 cups white vinegar, 1/4 cup table salt, and 2 tsp liquid dishwashing soap. It's the best all natural weed/vegetation killer, and it will also kill ants.
- Val C.
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