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Joke of the month
That darn dog!
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

Household Tips

• If you burn gravy or stew, add a tablespoon of peanut butter and mix thoroughly.  It will completely take away the burnt taste and you won't even taste the peanut butter! 
  - Pat B.
• Save empty paper tissue boxes to use for storing plastic shopping bags for re-use;  it keeps closets and cupboads tidy and stashes an amazing number of bags.
  - Juliet G.
• Here's a practical tip for using the peel-off perfume and cologne samples that you always find in magazines.  Save them, and every time you change a toilet paper roll, put one inside the roll.  It adds a fresh scent to the bathroom.
  - Frank S.