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Joke of the month
What a day.....what a day!
A retired doctor goes into a store to look around. He comes out 5 minutes later and sees a police officer ticketing a car.

The retired doctor then approaches the officer and says; "Can't you give a senior person a break?!" The officer looks at him, shakes his head and still puts the ticket on the car window.

The doctor then calls him a few names and the officer starts to write up another ticket for worn tires and puts that one beside the other ticket on the window. This continues on for about 20 minutes with the doctor abusing the officer with words and the officer giving him more and more tickets on the windshield.

Finally, the doctor has finally had his enjoyment for the day and turns and walks the two blocks back to his apartment. The same way as always, the same two blocks he walks everyday to the store near his home.

Just as the officer, still very confused, gets into his car to drive off, the owner of the car comes out of the store and sees all the tickets on his windshield.

This is the retired doctors idea of having a good day.

Household Tips

• Place fabric softener in my heating vents all around the house. That way there is a great smell every time the furnace kicks on!
  - F. Garber
• To keep your plastic wrap from sticking together when removed from the roll, store the plastic wrap in the refrigerator.
  - S. Goss
• To keep SOS pads from rusting place in saran wrap or plastic bag in freezer after using.  Your pads will last much longer.
  - P. Frizzle